In the age of an unavoidable tsunami-caliber wave of AI-generated slop… don’t you think it’s more important than ever that we learn to appreciate the slop that is made with thought and intent? Beautiful yummy delicious slop thought up by human minds and produced with human hands? I have no shame in saying that I very much enjoy watching animated movies meant to entertain children. I may be outing myself as a loser, but I don’t really care. There’s just something so therapeutic about cracking open a random Tubi movie, popping an edible, and turning my brain off for approximately 85 minutes.

These are films of varying quality. Realistically, most of them settle around a two-star rating, but maybe one of the movies on this list will create a strange and panging interest inside of your soul… If so, I implore you to sit down and watch– maybe something incredible will happen!

I should also clarify that I’m using the term “low-budget”, but I’m not looking up the budget for ANY of these movies. Low-budget is a vibe. Some of these movies were even released in-theaters, but still give a low-budget, straight to DVD energy about them. Come with me on a beautiful journey… RIGHT NOW!

Howard Lovecraft and the Frozen Kingdom (2016)

What would happen if they turned H.P. Lovecraft into a pale little twiggy magic boy, and Cthulhu was his best friend? Well, what would happen is that I would watch it. I’d watch the whole trilogy, actually. Yeah… (I look away and stare at the wall for a minute.) Yeah, there’s really three of these movies. Not to mention that the movies were based on a graphic novel.

The Howard Lovecraft trilogy is a series of movies with all the visual flair of Tim Burton, Psychonauts, and a mobile game in one. They were all fine enough to watch, but the first film in the trilogy, Howard Lovecraft and the Frozen Kingdom, held an iron grip on my brain for weeks after I watched it. I couldn’t stop thinking about how Howard Lovecraft and Cthulhu had a snowball fight and built a snowman together. One just can’t forget something like that!

If you’re interested and committed to watching random crap, seriously, watch these movies. They’re all free on YouTube, and it’s so fun watching them and pointing out every strange story choice, every unfinished or unrendered shot, or just clapping every time Spot (Cthulhu) is on-screen.

The Barbie Diaries (2006)

This Barbie movie looks like a PS2 game, and I wouldn’t want it ANY other way. You might be thinking to yourself “Don’t all Barbie movies kinda look like PS2 games…?” And to that I’d say… Um… Maybe? But this one looks even worse, and that’s fucking awesome. The textures are crunchy, the graphics are so specifically 2006, and everything is clipping into each other. Still not convinced to watch? Then I’ll mention that this is basically Mean Girls but with Barbie and her awesome all-girl rock band, and maybe even a little bit of… (gasp)… Magic!

There are countless animated Barbie movies, and many of them are masterpieces. If you don’t believe me, then go look at the Letterboxd ratings. THIS particular movie, however, is not a masterpiece. Still, it sticks in my mind because it’s such a strange, ugly, awesome little outlier.

Minimoni the Movie: Okashi na Daibouken! (2002)

M-I-N-I-M-O-N-IMinimoni, Minimoni, Minimoni です!

This is the part of the list where I try to get you into Morning Musume, a Japanese idol group that formed in 1998, with music written and produced by Tsunku♂ of Rhythm Heaven fame! Minimoni is a sub-group of Morning Musume aimed towards children, so of course I love it!

In 2002, the Minimoni movie was released! It’s a combination of live-action and CGI animation, but even the environments in the live-action segments are 3D modeled with that early 2000s goodness. It’s a fun adventure movie with music, but more importantly it has the character Beppin, voiced by Yuko Nakazawa from Morning Musume, the most sexy and beautiful obscure waifu that you’ve never heard of before and has 1 image on Google. The movie is available with English subs for free on Youtube! Go, go, go!

Life’s A Jungle: Africa’s Most Wanted (2012)

This might be the most insane I’ve ever felt while watching a movie! It certainly didn’t help that the captions on the random shady website I was using to watch this had incorrect captions for the first 30 minutes, stuck saying “Oh, my God” for the first 15 minutes and “Oh, fuck” for the next 15 minutes, before suddenly fixing itself for the rest of the movie. I think this is the best possible way to experience Life’s a Jungle: Africa’s Most Wanted, and I feel extremely lucky and grateful to have had the opportunity.

All the characters are chill as fuck and don’t care about anything, especially the main dog character. Do I remember any specific events that happened? Absolutely not, but that doesn’t matter because my nuts got slapped off and went flying across the room like a rubber band when I watched it, and I think you should watch it too.

Bratz: Fashion Pixiez (2007)

Bratz: Fashion Pixiez is a fever dream. It’s a beautiful nightmare. It’s Lynchian filmmaking for the pretty pink fashion girlies. I had the pleasure of watching this film for the second time in 2025, and was able to go in with a sense of clarity when compared to the confused, scared, bewildering, feelings I had when experiencing it blindly. My feet were firmly on the ground this time, and to be completely honest, the second watch wasn’t as good as the first. That shouldn’t matter to YOU, however, because all you really need is one watch-through of this baby to have your mind blown and your sinuses cleared.

I’m also going to take this opportunity to say that IT’S TIME to bring back pants layered under skirts. The 20-year cycle means Y2K is back, and all we need to do is stop being a bunch of pussies. If the Bratz Fashion Pixies can layer miniskirts with jeans, then so can we!

The Amazing Maurice (2022)

It might be a little disrespectful to put on this list, but can you blame me for initially thinking this movie would be average low-budget Tubi slop? Clearly, I was uninformed, as The Amazing Maurice is based on the classically witty and fantastical stories of Terry Pratchett, AKA British writing royalty. This movie is GOOD. So fun and charming, with an engaging and exciting story, a solid voice cast, and a satisfying cleverness when it comes to the writing. The only problem is that our titular Maurice is maybe a teensy little bit… ugly… I’m sorry Maurice, you’re UGLY! But I’ve learned to love you, and you’re voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch, and he does a really great job. B-Cumb, you were made to play an animated cat, NOT an animated Grinch!

I know the majority of you wouldn’t pick this out for movie night, but if you’re ever left with nothing to watch and see that smug ass cat while scrolling on Tubi, maybe give it a try!

Monster High: 13 Wishes (2013)

The way that the film Monster High: 13 Wishes was released in 2013? You can only do something like that every 100 years, so I have to assume they’ve been planning this film for decades.

I actually never grew up with Monster High. It was a bit past my time, and I was more of a Bratz and Barbie girl growing up anyway, but the Monster High character designs have consistently slapped, and I’ve found myself drawn to them like a cartoon man floating towards a pie on a windowsill. I think that any of the Monster High movies are going to be a fun watch, but 13 Wishes was truly pretty incredible and strangely compelling? Also, I wish that every animated movie had voice acting like this. It’s SO peak cartoon for girls, every character has a fun and distinct voice, with a specific shoutout to Debi Derryberry’s Draculaura, that is so high-pitched and strange that it literally sounds like it was edited in post.

The Tangerine Bear: Home in Time for Christmas! (1999)

This movie may feel like a weird little outlier on this list, and that’s because it is! It’s the only traditionally-animated movie listed here, and the only Christmas movie, too. So, why is it here?

The Tangerine Bear: Home in Time for Christmas! is a movie that I watched on repeat as a kid, but before this year, it’d been over 15 years since I had seen it. Before my rewatch, I assumed it would just be an about average, cute, sweet movie to watch around Christmastime. As I was watching, I realized just how wrong I was. The Tangerine Bear is a PERFECT movie. I love every one of these sweet characters, and it’s incredibly heartwarming, fun, musical, and really charmingly animated for its supposed budget. I’ll be rewatching The Tangerine Bear again in 2026’s holiday season, and I highly recommend you do, too! It’s free on Tubi!

Top Cat Begins (2015)

Top Cat Begins was there for me in my darkest hours of 2025. Top Cat? Benny the Ball? Choo Choo? These cats are like my second family. Bad Dog? Sexy Goth German cat? Small Man holding a bag, whose mother never truly loved him? I’ve come to begrudgingly accept them as an extended, married-into family.

Also, wow! It’s so nice to watch an animated movie with voice actors in it! And noooooo, I’m not talking about Jack Black as Bowser, or Zendaya as Meechee, or even Rihanna as Smurfette. The film was produced and distributed in Mexico, so the English release had it re-dubbed with a cast of classic cartoon voice actors and anime dubbers. Charlie Adler, Diedrich Bader, Ben Diskin, Steve Blum, Grey DeLisle… these are names that warm the sweet little smiling cartoon heart that lives in the left side of my chest cavity!

Anyway, Top Cat Begins was a complete box office failure, making only $4.8 million with a budget of $8 million, but if it becomes an emotional support movie for one woman in her late twenties, then can it really be called a failure? (Yes)

I’d like to end this off by saying that I wouldn’t have had nearly as much fun watching these if I wasn’t doing it with my lovely, wonderful, and hilarious friends. The real reason why I love watching low-budget animated films isn’t to turn my brain off, or to scratch some sick itch to watch bad media, it’s to laugh and make jokes along with my friends while experiencing something new together. Will you have as good of a time watching these movies as I did? Maybe you will if you grab a few reliable friends who are just as excited about watching a random movie on Tubi as you are.

I’d like to wish everyone reading this a prosperous 2026, where you can create fond memories with the people you live, laugh, and love with! ♥


Jules is an extremely cartoony vtuber that you can follow on Bluesky and on Twitch at twitch.tv/jules.

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