For years, gamers of all types have truly been searching for a diaper to call their own. Many diaper clad gamers struggle to find a real place in our society that rejects them for who they are. Now their time has come. Outlast developer Red Barrels has announced a Kickstarter for their new project, Underscares, the world’s foremost gamer diaper designed to catch any involuntary bodily reactions caused by their upcoming game, Outlast 2.
With plenty of assurance that this is, in fact, very real, Underscares are designed to be comfortable, made only from high quality materials, and most importantly, washable. These premium diapers come in two distinct versions, a basic edition that features the logo for Outlast 2 (which is fitting because Outlast is a shitty game), and a deluxe edition that comes with a flashlight. Pledging 55 Canadian dollars not only get you the basic diaper, but also a steam key for Outlast 2.
As of this writing, the kKckstarter is very close to breaking $2,000 out of a near $30,000 goal. If this gets funded, we could see a real demand for gaming themed diapers outside of this incredibly tactical pair. A quick Google search of “gamer diapers” doesn’t come up with any other brands, so while I may be completely wrong, I stake all of journalistic integrity on this statement: if funded, these will be the first ever officially licensed gamer diapers.
May God have mercy on us all.
