Hey, do you want to show your loyalty to Steven Epps’ A.N.I.M.E. gang and Video Game Choo Choo? Well, then, do we have a t-shirt for you! Take hold of your glowing, poorly drawn katana, and fight the nerds who are your enemy. Show your friends and family that you’re a psycho gamer mercenary who will kill at the drop of a hat. Make sure nobody ever sleeps with you. Ever.
If you want to support the Chooch, but don’t want to buy a shirt, why not consider donating to our Patreon campaign? We’ll love you forever!