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VGCC Episode 246: Gamer Chalk

Niall — Sun, 06 Jan 2019 20:30:31 +0000

It’s a new year, but it’s the same Chooch! Niall’s in the future and trying to survive the night, Solon is still Smashing through the world’s most easily datamined video game, shmups are fun, gamer juice is foul, AGDQ is happening, SimCity’s NES port has been uncovered, John believes in the heart of the cards, and Solon gets horny.

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VGCC Episode 186: #FrogEmoji

Niall — Mon, 18 Sep 2017 01:13:46 +0000

Sit down by the campfire, because it’s time for a Texas-themed Chooch 186! With John and Michael sidelined by Hurricane Irma, Ryan’s taken control of the show gets the in the halloween spirit to talk Crazy Frog, Animal Crossing, Rose’s Garfield dreams, sweet Texas tea, the Bee Movie, Destiny 2, Steins;Gate 0, Star Wars Battlefront, Mario + Rabbids, great segueway’s, all the news that’s fit to print, and Mario’s nipples.

Follow us on twitter @VGChooChoo, @sewerpeak, @arealpup, & @horngal, and don’t forget to rate & review the show on iTunes, as well as tell a friend! You can also send questions, comments, and concerns to podcast@videogamechoochoo.com or find us on Tumblr! You can also join our Discord channel at thegamezone.zone!

Get froggy with Chooch via iTunes, Hipcast, Direct Download or listen below!

https://mikecosimano.hipcast.com/download/mikecosimano-20170917200357-4452.mp3

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Unfortunately, Garfield GO Is A Real Game You Can Play

Morgan — Wed, 14 Jun 2017 01:08:22 +0000

The newest “release” from the money-grubbing cretins at Paws, Inc. is a Pokemon GO cash-in, which has been titled Garfield GO in a complete lack of irony or self-awareness. The app, available now on the Google Play store, lets you hunt for treasure that is allegedly redeemable for real-life retail prizes, but almost certainly not redeemable for any sense of self-respect.

The so-called “game” brings the lasagna-loving cat to your phone through “hilarious Garfield animations,” and by re-purposing Garfield audio clips from Lorenzo Music, a man almost certainly deserving of a better memorial than this. Garfield GO will also let you collect virtual Garfield comics and dress the titular hairball in no end of demeaning cosmetic items.

Assumedly, Jim Davis collects his check through the mechanic in which Garfield must be enticed to “join the hunt” by being fed. If other pieces of free-to-play swill have been any indication, that virtual lasagna will be costing you $0.99 a pop. I don’t know though, because looking further into this release is worth nobody’s time. I’m so tired.

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