You make me fucking sick, Clarny. I’m going to glue you onto a rocket and launch you into the sun. Your reign of terror ends here. I’m going to put you into a kiln, and while at first you’d think that’d make you more powerful, instead I’ll just throw you against the concrete immediately after your hardening. I’m going to shoot a rocket launcher at you. You’re a real cocksucker. I’m going to eat a bunch of gruel then take a mondo shit on your entirety. Clarny, I’ve had enough of you. Cease AND desist, scumbag.

Suck my entire ballsack, Clarny.
Piece of shit.
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A milestone.
delete this post john
I can’t.